Disturbed lead singer David Draiman was stricken on the evening of May 5th after a post of his tinder profile went viral. The half-centenarian alt-metal vocalist was notably disturbed after twitter denizen Joey-TwoJobs mentioned that he “can’t get laid anymore”, in response to a picture of Draiman’s tinder profile uploaded by @numetal_moment.
The original post by @numetal_moment garnered close to 15K likes and 1.1M views by the time of the clash. In it, the singer writes that he’s a “Proud father, Frontman of Disturbed” and that he “believes, with all [his] heart, in the healing, redeeming, and therapeutic power of music, and the connection it creates between all people.”
Draiman was inside the fire when he finally responded. “I can get laid anytime I want if I’m willing to drop my standards” claims the prolific writer of such hits as “Down with the Sickness” and “Voices”. He went on to clarify that he’s waiting for the right woman, not just any woman.
Hopefully both Joey-TwoJobs and Draiman can both realize the healing and therapeutic power of music, and leave this scuffle in a sound of silence:
If not, you’ll be sure to hear more from us.