The humorous Chicago crossover thrash band The Texas Toast Chainsaw Massacre h while touring with comedic Chicago nu-metal band Psychostick. This song off Texas Toast Chainsaw Massacre's Super Turbo album. In this song, vocalist Josh Kandich talks about about petting any dog. Like any dog he can possible find.
That's it, that's the whole song. It's not likely that a thrash song wouldn't be about anger, rage and hatred, but no, this song is more about cuteness aggression.
For example, some of the lyrics include:
"Walking down the street, I see a fluffy dog / Holy shit, I wanna pet that dog / I'll pet any dog, I don't care what kind / Fat, skinny, stinky, I don't mind / Always give them treats, I'm always packin' bones / You can call me Dog Pettin' Jones
I'm gonna blow my brains out, the blood is on your hands / Are paws really feet or are they hands? / Head scratches, belly rubs and smooches / I fucking love all of your pooches."
At their show in Lincoln, Nebraska, Psychostick bassist Chris "ChrisGPT" Gardner and guitarist Joshy teamed up to provide backing vocals, complete with some prop comedy with a plush dog that you wouldn't believe. Check out the footage below:
Texas Toast Chainsaw Massacre will be touring Europe next month in the following cities:
09/05 Gutersloh, DE @ Die weberei w / Cancer Bats
09/06 Lodz, PL @ Summer Dying Loud
09/07 Brno, CZ @ Kabinet múz
09/08 Kosice, SK @ Colosseum Club
09/10 Milan, IT @ Slaughter Club w/ Go Go Ponies
09/12 Bochum, DE @ Trompete w / Siberian Meat Grinder
09/13 Vechta, DE @ Gulfhaus w / Siberian Meat Grinder
09/14 's-Hertogenbosch, NL @ Willem Twee w / Siberian Meat Grinder
09/16 Rostock, DE @ Peter-Weiss-Haus
09/17 Berlin, DE @ SO36 w / Siberian Meat Grinder
09/18 Köln, DE @ Ballroom
09/19 Weinheim, DE @ Cafe Central
For the North American fans, Psychostick is currently on tour:
08/14 Kansas City, MO @ Record Bar
08/15 Oklahoma City, OK @ Beer City Music Hall
08/16 Austin, TX @ Come and Take It Live
08/17 Fort Worth, TX @ The Rail
08/19 Houston, TX @ Scout Bar
08/20 New Orleans, LA @ Southport Music Hall
08/22 Atlanta, GA @ The Masquerade (Purgatory)
08/23 Nashville, TN @ Cannery Hall (The Mil)
10/09 Montreal, QC @ Theatre Fairmount, Canada
10/10 Hampton, NH @ Wally's
10/11 Albany, NY @ Empire Live
10/12 Worcester, MA @ Palladium Upstairs
10/14 Hartford, CT @ The Webster Underground
10/15 Rochester, NY @ Anthology Live
10/17 Asbury Park, NJ @ House of Independents
10/18 Reading, PA @ Reverb
10/19 Leesburg, VA @ Tally Ho
10/21 Pittsburgh, PA @ Preserving Underground
10/22 Cincinnati, OH @ Bogart's
10/24 Milwaukee, WI @ The Rave
10/25 Green Bay, WI @ EPIC Event Center
10/26 Joliet, IL @ The Forge
10/28 McHenry, IL @ The Vixen
10/29 Grand Rapids, MI @ Elevation @ The Intersection
10/30 Flint, MI @ The Machine Shop
10/31 Columbus, OH @ The King of Clubs (Halloween Show)
11/01 Cleveland, OH @ Agora Theater
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