Because the dude who was caught twisting his transistor wasn't enough, a fan on Reddit talked about their experience at Soldier Field in Chicago earlier this week, as part of System of a Down's stadium tour across North America.
Reddit user Objective-King3345 had the following to say:
WHICH ONE OF YOU TOOK A FUCKING SHIT. i was literally walking out after the concert ended, looking down at the floor so i could step over the plastic cups, when all of a sudden i see the biggest singular piece of FRESH SHIT ON THE FLOOR.
it’s actually so fucking nasty that people do that. it was near the mosh pit area too which makes it even worse. thank god it was still in tact though, nobody had to literally eat shit while moshing that night 🙏. absolutely vile.
Listen, friend, if you're reading this, just because your shit stinks much better than ours, it will not leave us screaming back for more. We are just trying to be cruel regulators smoking cigaro, cigaro, cigar. I'm not saying you have to go full Sheldon Cooper and schedule your bowel movements down to the minute, but perhaps plan ahead, lest you be stuck with your excrement failing you, much like science failed our mother earth.
Spirit flows through all things, but let's make sure that your dinner doesn't flow through your pants.
